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笑话习题簿11.1.13

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       When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I deserve at least a letter of recommendation."
   The human resources director agreed and said he'd have the letter the next day. The following morning, Peters found a letter on his desk. It read, "Jonathan Peters worked for our company for 11 years. When he left us, we were very satisfied." 
  彼得斯听说自己被解雇了,便去见人力资源部的头头。“既然我在公司干了这么久,”他说,“我想至少该给我一封推荐信。”
   人力资源部主任同意了,并说他第二天就可拿到该信。第二天早上,彼得斯在他的桌子上看到一封信,上面写道:“乔纳森•彼得斯在我们公司干了11年。当他离去的时候,我们很满意。”
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与其说是推荐信。。。 还不如不推荐。。。                                                   

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