外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹200：亚伯拉罕.林肯现在做什么？(中英)

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Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?

根据你从历史书了解到的知识.你认为亚伯拉罕·林肯如果今天还活着的话，他会在做什么呢?

(1)Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.

(1)写有关美国内战的回忆录。

(2) Advising the President.

(2)向总统提建议。

(3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.

(3)在他的棺材里拼命地抓_

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