三位有名的外科医生--双语幽默笑话
three famous surgeons were bragging about（吹嘘，炫耀） their skills. "a man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "today that man is a concert violinist（小提琴家） ." "that's nothing," said another. "a guy came to me who had his legs cut off. i stitched（缝纫，装订） them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."
三个有名的外科医生正在吹嘘他们的技术，“一个人断了一只手，他来找我，”一个说，“如今那个人是个音乐会的小提琴手。”“这算不了什么，”另一个说，“一个家伙两条腿断了，他来找我，我将它们接了回去。如今，那人是马拉松选手。”
"i can top both of you," said the third. "one day i came on the scene of a terrible accident. there was nothing left but a horse's posterior（后部，臀部） - and a pair of glasses. today that man is seated in united states senate."
“我比你们两个都强，”第三个说，“一天，我碰到一起可怕的车祸，除了一个马屁股，和一幅眼睛，什么都没有留下。如今，那人坐在美国参议院里。”
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