英语幽默小故事带翻译：Fishing in vain 没有鱼可钓（中英双语）
32.Fishing in vain
32.没有鱼可钓
Two Texans went up to Minnesota to go ice fishing.After setting up their tent，they started to cut a hole in the ice. As they pulled the cord on their chain saw，they heard a voice from above:"There are no fish under the ice.”
两位德克萨斯人一起北上到明尼苏达进行冰上钓鱼。支起帐篷后，他们便在冰上凿了个窟窿。正当他们拉链锯上的鱼线时，从他们的头顶上传来了一个声音:“冰下无鱼。”
When they pulled the cord again，the same voice intoned:"There are no fish under the ice. "
他们又去拉鱼线，这时又传来了同样的声音:“冰下无鱼。”
"Is that you，God?"they asked in awe.
这次可把这两人吓坏了，他们问:“是你吗，上帝?”
"No,"came the reply. "I own this ice rink-and I can tell you that there are no fish under the ice.”
“不，”那个声音说，“我是这冰湖的主人，我可以告诉你们冰下无鱼。”
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