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  迪斯尼之族

  弗罗里达州的迪斯尼乐园是一个迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及两个孩子前往旅游,我们全身心地沉醉在它的各种奇观之中。精疲力竭地玩了三天之后,我们要回家了。

  当我们驱车离开时,儿子挥手说:“再见,美奇。”

  女儿挥着手说,“再见,美妮。”

  丈夫也有气无力地挥了挥手,说道:“再见,美元。”

  A Trip to Disney

  On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I adn our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home.

  As we drove away, our son waved and said, “Good-by, Mickey.”

  Our daughter waved and said, “Good-by, Minnie.”

  My husband waved, rather weakly, and said, “Good-by, Money.”

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