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小笑话:寻找伴侣

2019-03-09 阅读 :


  Looking for a companion

  A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: "I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. "

  Back came the answer: "Marry a penguin. "

  寻找伴侣

  一个单身汉要电脑为他找个完美的伴侣:“我要找一个娇小可爱的、喜爱水上运动又喜欢群体活动的伴侣。”

  回答是:“娶一只企鹅吧。”

  

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