外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹166：会说话的青蛙(中英)
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I’1l turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess，I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero” The man took the frog out of his pocket，smiled at it，and returned it to his pocket.
一天，一个男人走在路上。这时一只青蛙喊住他说:“如果你吻我，那我就会变成一个漂亮的公主。”他蹲了下来，捡起了青蛙并把他放到了口袋里。青蛙大声地说:“如果你吻我，那我就会变成一个漂亮的公主。我会告诉每一个人，你是多么的聪明，多么得勇敢以及你是怎么成为我的英雄的。”男人把青蛙从口袋里掏了出来，对它笑了笑，又把它放了回去。
The frog spoke up again and said，"1f you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess，I will be your loving companion for an entire week” The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it，and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess，I'11 stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want.”Again，the man took the frog out，smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.
青蛙又大声地说:“如果你吻我，那我就会变成一个漂亮的公主，而且我会成为你最爱的同伴，并陪你度过整个一周。”男人把青蛙从口袋里掏了出来，对它笑了笑，又把它放了回去。青蛙再次大声喊道:“如果你吻我，那我就会变成一个漂亮的公主，而且我会陪伴你一年，做任何你希望的事情。”男人把青蛙从口袋里掏了出来，对它笑了笑，又把它放了回去。
Finally, the frog asked，"What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, that I’1l stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?" The man said，"Look，I’m an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.”
最后，青蛙问:“怎么了?我已经告诉你，我是一个漂亮的公主，并且我会陪伴你一年，做任何你希望的事情，你为什么不吻我呢?”男人说:“我是一个工程师，我没有时间陪女朋友，但是，陪一只会说话的青蛙就太棒了。”
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