外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹177：洗脸(中英)
Teacher: David，why don’t you wash your facie`? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning?
老师:“戴维，你为什么不洗洗你的脸呢?我都看得出来你今天一早上吃的是什么。”
David: What was it?
戴维:“我吃什么了呢?”
Teacher: Eggs.
老师:“鸡蛋。”
David: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.
戴维:“不对，老师，那是我昨天吃的。”
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