生动有趣的地方色彩：解读美国50州座右铭 五
maine： we're really cold， but we have cheap lobster
缅因州：我们真得很冷，但我们的龙虾很便宜。
maryland： if you can dream it， we can tax it
马里兰州：只要是你能想到的事情，我们就能对其征税！
massachusetts： our taxes are lower than sweden's （for most tax brackets）
马萨诸塞州：我们征收的税金可没有瑞典人那么高（对于大多数的税级来说是这样）。
michigan： first line of defense from the canadians
密歇根州：如果加拿大人发起进攻，我们将是第一道防线！
minnesota： 10，000 lakes…… and 10，000，000，000，000 mosquitoes
明尼苏达州：我们有一万个湖泊……还有10万亿只蚊子！
mississippi： come and feel better about your own state
密西西比州：来吧，对你自己的州感觉好一点儿！
missouri： your federal flood relief tax dollars at work
密苏里州：你所缴纳的联邦洪灾救济税款能够排上用场。
montana： land of the big sky， the unabomber， right-wing crazies， and very little else
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