外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹141：实话实说(中英)
As our plane made it's landing at O' Hare, the flight attendant began her "welcome and thanks" speech.
当我们的飞机在欧海尔降落时，飞机的机组人员开始了她的“欢迎和感谢”的演讲。
"Welcome to Chicago, where the local time is 6: 15. It has been our pleasure to serve you today. We hope you have enjoyed your flight. We know you have a choice of bankrupt airlines, and we thank you for choosing United.”
“欢迎来到芝加哥，当地时间是六点十五分。今天能够给你们提供服务是我们的荣幸。我希望你们对此次飞行感到满意。虽然你们选择了一家破产的航空公司，但是我们还是感谢你们选择了联合航空公司。”
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