趣味图片英语笑话：Twilight 暮光之城（双语）
here's a statistic illustrating how your carees will evolve, the moment you're not part of these movies anymore...
这是个统计解释你们的生涯的变化，这一刻你们不再是电影的一部分
how the stars of 'twilight' get their pale skin color
如何使“暮光之城”的明星们肤色苍白
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