看笑话学英语69:Chief at Wedding警长在婚礼上
听笑话学英语69:Chief at Wedding警长在婚礼上
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
在小镇上，一位交警拦住了一位在主路超速行驶的司机。
"But, officer," the man began, "I can explain" "Just be quiet," snapped the officer.
“长官”这个男人说，“我可以解释一下。”“安静，”警官打断他说
"I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say" "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
“我要让你在拘留所等着直到警长回来。”“但是，警官，我只是想说，”“我说过安静！你想待在拘留所吗！”
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding.
几小时以后，警官来探望他的拘留犯说：“你很幸运，我们警长去参加他女儿的婚礼了，他回来一定会心情很好。”
He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
“别指望这样，”那人在房里回答道： “我就是新郎。"
英语单词短语学习：
1 snap
vt. 突然折断，拉断；猛咬；啪地关上
vi. 咬；厉声说；咯嗒一声关上
n. 猛咬；劈啪声；突然折断
adj. 突然的
eg:The brake pedal had just snapped off.
制动踏板刚才突然断裂了。
短语
Object Snap 仅使用自动捕捉 ; 对象捕捉 ; 物件锁点 ; 对象捕获
Pokemon Snap 口袋妖怪 ; 口袋魔鬼 ; 皮卡丘写真 ; 袋妖怪
snap ring [机] 卡环 ; [机] 开口环 ; 液力挺柱卡环 ; 扣环
snap rivet 半圆头铆钉 ; 圆头铆钉 ; 半圆头柳钉 ; 尼龙铆钉
snap gauge 卡模 ; 卡规 ; 外径规 ; 快速反向
snap angle 捕捉角度 ; 锁点角度 ; 草图预设置 ; 捕获角度
Snap mode 捕捉模式 ; 锁点模式 ; 测量模式
Snap Toggle 捕捉开关
snap shot 急射 ; 快照 ; 突然射门 ; 令人猝不及防的速射
2 groom
n. 修饰
v. 喂马；整饰；推荐（groom的ing形式）
eg:You might think that all modern societies would have the same grooming and personal hygiene practices.
你可能以为所有现代社会中的仪容整洁与卫生习惯都是一样的。
短语
Kitten Grooming 宠物美容院
Grooming Guys 疏导家伙
dog grooming 狗只美容 ; 狗美容 ; 犬美容
Puppy Grooming 宠物美容
online grooming 线上诱拐
Grooming Tips 男士靓状讲坛
Nail Grooming 修甲技巧
database grooming 数据库整理 ; 资料库清理
GROOMING MACHINE 雪道压雪车
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