趣味图片英语笑话：Robert 罗伯特（双语）

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look, we try our best to enlighten or entertain you on a level where we do not lose you. so keeo your stinking, demented mouth shut, you ignorant fool!

我们尽最大的努力启发娱乐你，在一定程度上不让你迷失。因此闭住你的发臭的、发狂的嘴，你这无知的蠢货！

for 25 years robert had yelled at the television, and now it had become too much

罗伯特对着电视喊叫了25年，现在已经太多了

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