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趣味图片英语笑话:Lance Armstrong 阿姆斯特朗(双语)

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look, that's lance armstrong!

看,那是阿姆斯特朗

you have filled yourself with of all kinds of crap!

你是用不同的屎充满自己吗?

don't you have any respect for your body?

你尊敬过你的身体吗?

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