我都不认识那女的
There was a couple who had been married for a long time, and one day, they were walking through the park together, when they saw a young couple sitting on a bench, kissing each other very passionately.
So the wife said to the husband, "Honey, why don't you do that?"
And the husband said, "How? I don't even know that lady!"
一对结婚多年的夫妇有天打公园路过时，瞧见一对年轻人坐长椅上，正激情热吻。
那太太就对先生说：“宝贝，你为吗不学着点啊？”
而先生说：“怎么学？我都不认识那女的！”
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