外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹274：礼物该给谁？(中英)
A father of five children came home with a toy , summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present， "Who is the most obedient, never talks back to Mother and does everything he or she is told?"
He inquired.
一位有五个孩子的父亲带着一件玩具回到家里，把孩子们召集起来问这件礼物该给谁。“谁能最听话，从不和妈妈顶嘴，让干什么就干什么?”他问道。
There was silence, and then a chorus of voices: "You play with it, Daddy!”
大家都不吭声。过了一会儿，孩子们异口同声地说:“爸爸，您玩吧。”
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