外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹273：冰冻弹子(中英)
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It is almost impossible to get my husband up in the morning. While we were visiting his parents one weekend, I asked my mother一in一law how she had handled this problem over the years. "Marbles!” she stated emphatically. "I always kept a package of marbles in the freezer.”
想在早晨叫我丈夫起床，这简直是一件不太可能的事。一个周末我们去看望他的父母。我问婆婆在过去的那些年里她是怎么解决这个问题的。“玻璃弹子!”她加强语气地说，“我总是准备一包弹子放在冰箱里。”
"Marbles ? In the freezer?" I questioned, not catching on.
“弹子?放在冰箱里?”我不解地问。
My husband looked up from his newspaper and asked，"Have you ever had a cupful of frozen marbles rolled into your bed?"
我丈夫停止看报，问我:“你有没有过这种经历，人家把一杯冰冻的弹子滚进你被窝里?”
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