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趣味图片英语笑话:Association 联盟(双语)

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i believe in a future where there is even less hope than today!

我认为未来的希望会比今天少

i am convinced that everything will be much worse in 20 years!

我相信20年后所有的事情都会更糟糕

meeting of the association of optimistic pessimists

乐观的悲观主义者联盟会议

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