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三个商人的不同招牌--双语幽默笑话

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three competing store owners rented adjoining(毗连的) shops in a mall. observers waited for mayhem(故意的伤害罪,蓄意的破坏) to ensue.

三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺,旁观者等着瞧好戏。

the retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, gigantic sale! and super bargains!

右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌,上书:大减价!特便宜!

the store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, prices slashed! and fantastic discounts!

左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌,声称:大砍价!大折扣!

the owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, entrance.

中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌,上面只简单地写着:入口处。
 

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