外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹286：好孩子(中英)
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
"I gave it to a poor old woman, "he answered.
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆。”他回答说。
"You’re a good boy,” said the mother proudly.
“你真是个好孩子!”妈妈骄傲地说。
"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
"She is the one who sells the candy.”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
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