外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹297：大脑袋(中英)
"All the kids make fun of me,” The boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head.”
“所有的孩子都拿我取乐。”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说:“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”
“Don't listen to them,” his mother consoled. "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes.
“别听他们的。”他妈妈安慰说。“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，去到店里买10磅土豆来。”
"Where's the shopping bag'?"
“兜子在哪儿呢?”
"I haven't got one, use your hat.”
“我没有兜子，就用你的帽子吧。”
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