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  2018-12-26 英语笑话

• 英汉双语笑话——Talking clock

  Talking clock 会说话的钟 　　While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?"...

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• 双语爆笑 男孩想吃饼干

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• 知行哈哈糖英语笑话之校园篇 开卷考试

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• 他让我给一位女士让座。

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  2018-11-28 英语笑话

• 每日一笑：Shave head(10.19)

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• 老爸的情书

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• 两个水手和一个男孩

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• Idiots Joke(23)

  　　Ladies and Gentlemen，hobos and tramps，cross eyed mosquitoes and bow legged ants，I stand before you yet sit right beside you to tell you a story I know nothing about. Admission is free；so pay at th...

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• would you please marry me

  　　从前有一个王子被巫婆诅咒了，他每年只能说一个单词。但是，这个单词是可以累积的，就是说如果他第一年不说那么第二年就可以说两个词,以此类推。　　有一天，王子遇到了一个美丽的公主，他深深地爱上了她，他想娶她为妻...

  2018-12-28 英语笑话