趣味图片英语笑话：date 约会（双语）
give me 50 bucks,or i'll tell my mom you showed me your penis...
给我50元，否则我告诉妈妈你给我看了你的“小弟弟”
the reason why you shouldn't date single moms
这就是你不应该与单身妈妈约会的原因
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