Family Joke(16)

　　A brilliant magician was performing on an ocean liner. But every time he did a trick，a talking cat in the audience would scream，“It‘s a trick. It’s not magic. You‘re a big phony！”　　Then on...
2018-12-29 英语笑话
你已经盯着看了三个小时了

Angler: You've been watching me for three hours now. Why don't you try yourself?　　Onlooker: I haven't got the patience. 　　垂钓者：你已经盯着看了三个小时...
2018-11-28 英语笑话
圣诞节英语笑话：At the Christmas Party 在圣诞派对上得搞笑对话（双语）

'Isn't the head teacher a bit of a twit?' said a boy to a girl. 一个小男孩跟小女孩说：“你有没有觉得班主任有点傻？”'Well, do you know who I am?' inquired the girl. 小女孩回答到：“啊哈，你知道我是...
2018-10-29 英语笑话
趣味图片英语笑话：baby 婴儿（双语）

hey, baby,i accidentally mixed some vinegar in with the organic baby shampoo...there must have happened a chemical compound, some alchemy or some other weird thing, and suddenly the little ma...
2018-11-02 英语笑话
趣味英语：比石家庄还囧的几个美国地名

前一阵子有不少人议论石家庄要不要改名，坚持要该的理由之一就是这个“庄”字有点土，与这个与首都为邻的省会大都市的地位很不相称翻成英语是vi...
2018-10-29 英语笑话
外公为什么会有一个女孩子的名字

When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine.Years later, when I felt she was old eno...
2018-11-26 英语笑话
97. The Stories Are Still in Them

　　During a visit to my mother' s home, I joined her in the living room to talk, read and watch television. Facing a bookcase tha...
2018-10-29 英语笑话
Female Joke(8)

　　A guy goes to a girl‘s house for the first time，and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks，and as he’s standing there alone，he no...
2018-12-31 英语笑话
成年人的抉择

　　The year before my son turned 18， he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a tattoo， but I refused to sign permission for one. He argued that soon he would be a man and he should be able to make a...
2018-12-27 英语笑话
趣味图片英语笑话：beauty tip 美容秘诀（双语）

My beauty tip is to drink six glasses of water a day ...我的美容秘诀就是每天喝6杯水……Damn, I only drink 5 ...该死的,我只喝5杯… 更多英语笑话、英语小...
2018-11-06 英语笑话