趣味图片英语笑话:美人鱼(双语)
It's the fourth time you've got an inflammation ...
这是你第四次有炎症了……
Let me ask you something crazy: Do you sit naked on a cold rock out in the sea all day ?
让我问你一些疯狂的事情:你一天都裸体坐在海里冰冷的岩石上吗?
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