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趣味图片英语笑话:美人鱼(双语)

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It's the fourth time you've got an inflammation ...

这是你第四次有炎症了……

Let me ask you something crazy: Do you sit naked on a cold rock out in the sea all day ?

让我问你一些疯狂的事情:你一天都裸体坐在海里冰冷的岩石上吗?

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