趣味图片英语笑话：one minute一分钟（双语）
we have one minute left to live and have to chose between two things: to have sex one last time or eat that left-over cake out in the fridge?
我们还剩下一分钟的时间活命,不得不在两件事做选择:最后一次做爱或吃在冰箱里剩下的蛋糕?
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