趣味图片英语笑话：centipede蜈蚣（双语）
Do we have to put all his feet in cement? But he's a centipede!
我们必须把所有他的脚放在水泥中吗?但他是一个蜈蚣!
It's a hard job being a mobster insect
作为一个匪徒昆虫是一份艰难的工作
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