安静,医生比你懂得多
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was
brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing
up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that
he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is
dead."said the doctor,
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said:
"I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said
the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:"我想他伤得很厉害."医生说:"我怕他已经死了."听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:"我没死,我还活着."妻子说:"安静,医生比你懂得多."
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