A man went into his dentist to see why his dentures kept decaying rapidly on him. The dentist looked at his dentures and remarked，“This is very odd，they look like something‘s been eating th...
Best Reward
A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him.
"The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to sa...
A chemist， a biologist and an electrical engineer were on death row waiting to go in the electric chair. The chemist was brought forward first. “Do you have anything you want to say？” as...
A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic lady to a group of little East-Siders. The little girl, as she drank her tea and...
A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye： $500 Porsche（保时捷汽车）！ New！ The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500， and he thought it might be a joke， but thoug...
In Sunday school, the minister was trying to illustrate the word “miracle”. "Boys and girls," he said, "suppose I stood on the roof of a ten-story building, lost my balan...
Teacher:- "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?"
Little Johnny:-...
When I played with a symphony orchestra， our union reached an agreement with a major airline about which instruments we could carry on board， and which had to be shipped as luggage. A cellist wa...
