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Who gave you those black eyes?

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  A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful.

  “Whoa, Sam!” said the bartender. “Who gave those beauties to you?”

  “Nobody gave them to me,” said Sam. “I had to fight like crazy for both of them.”

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