外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹314：迟到的原因(中英)

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Teacher: Johnny .why are you late for school every morning?

老师:约翰尼，为什么你每天早晨都迟到?

Johnny; Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says，’School一Go Slow.’

约翰尼:每当我经过学校附近的拐角处，就见路牌上写着“学校—缓行”。

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