看笑话学英语67:Big sale大减价

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It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store.

A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curse. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown at the end of the line again.

As he got up, he said to the person at the end of the line,” That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"



1 Big sale 大甩卖

eg:We're having a big sale next weekend, but nothing today.

big yard sale 庭院大甩卖
big clearance sale 清货大减价
Big l sale e 大甩卖
big approval sale 浊货大减价
big discounted sale 大减价
be on big sale 大减价
a big sale 大减价 ; 大甩卖
A loss big sale 亏本大甩卖

2 curse

n. 诅咒;咒骂
vt. 诅咒;咒骂
vi. 诅咒;咒骂

eg:I cursed and hobbled to my feet.

Cruciatus Curse 钻心咒 ; 钻心剜骨
Winners curse 赢者的诅咒
CURSE ETERNAL 盗墓迷城成人版魔咒 ; 盗墓迷城之永恒诅咒 ; 邪恶的魔咒 ; 盗墓迷城成人
Mass Curse 所有敌人造成最小伤害 ; 群体诅咒
Vile Curse 邪恶诅咒 ; 诅咒敌人降低其攻击命中率 ; 诅咒附近的敌人
resources curse 资源诅咒
Curse Disease 疾病咒术
Mars Curse 火星诅咒
Blood Curse 血腥诅咒 ; 鲜血诅咒

3 jaw

n. 颌;下巴;狭窄入口;唠叨
vi. 教训;唠叨
vt. 教训;对…唠叨
n. (Jaw)人名;(冈)乔

eg:He thought for a moment, stroking his well-defined jaw.

jaw crusher [矿业] 颚式破碎机 ; [矿业] 鄂式破碎机 ; [矿业] 鄂式破机 ; [矿业] 腭式碎石机
vice jaw 钳口 ; 虎钳口 ; 虎钳爪 ; 台钳口
jaw coupling [机] 爪盘联轴节 ; [机] 爪形联轴器 ; [机] 爪形联轴节 ; 联轴器
hinge jaw 铰接夹头 ; 铰链夹头铰链接合
straight jaw 正颌
jaw clenching 牙关紧闭
swing jaw 活动颚板
screw jaw 螺扣接杆
jaw surgery 颌骨切除手术

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