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趣味图片英语笑话:CARPE DIEM 及时行乐(双语)

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after 12 years of research in existential philosophy, gerald finally reached a conclusion

经过12年的研究存在主义哲学,杰拉尔德终于得出一个结论

carpe diem

及时行乐

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