身体里流淌着巴尼亚的血液--双语幽默笑话
a rich sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery. he got it from a poor short bania. sardarji gave him 5 million dollars.
富有的萨达尔需要血液来完成他的心脏手术，他从贫穷的巴尼亚那里得到了血液。萨达尔给了他5000000美元作为报酬。
once again the sardar needed blood for surgery. bania was more than happy to donated blood again. this time, sardar just gave him a chocolate. bania asked the reason.
当萨达尔再次需要手术的时候，巴尼亚更是愿意捐献血液。这个时候，萨达只是给了他一个巧克力。巴尼亚问原因。
sardar: now i also have bania blood in my body.
萨达尔：我身体现在也有巴尼亚的血液了。
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