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趣味图片英语笑话:Smurfs 蓝精灵(双语)

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dearest, where are you? we're going to have some quality family time... the smurfs dvd is ready and i bought healthy sweets ... don't be afraid. come on out ...

亲爱的,你在哪里?我们有一些高质量的家庭时间……《蓝精灵》dvd已经准备好了,我买了健康糖果……不要害怕,拜托了……

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