我想我是一只火鸡
Billy:What is your problem?
Patient:I think I am a chicken.
Billy:How long has this been going on?
Patient:Ever since I was an egg!
比利：你哪里不舒服？
病人：我认为我是一只鸡。
比利：这种情况从什么时候开始的？
病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始。
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