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趣味图片英语笑话:Christmas parties圣诞派对(双语)

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christmas parties are starting up. this probably means adultery and general doubt about our whole relationship. last year we made it through with counselling in january and february ... are you ready for another round in the ring, my dear tracy?

圣诞派对开始了。这可能意味着通奸和关于我们整个关系一般的疑问。去年,我们通过在1月和2月咨询成功了…你准备好下一轮了吗,我亲爱的麦迪?

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