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　　新来的金发空姐第一次在旅途中过班。因此，机长告诉她个人吃饭、购物、消遣的最佳地方。第二天早晨，正准备安排白天的航班时，他注意到，那名服务员没来。他知道这个服务员住在哪一个宾馆，因此，他打电话询问到底发生了什么事情。

　　金发空姐哭泣着回答说：“帮帮我，我找不到出去的门啦！”“什么意思，你找不到出去的门？”机长问。

　　“是啊，我找到了三扇门，”空姐抽泣者说。“一扇是浴室的门，一扇是橱窗的门，另一扇门上有一个牌子'请勿打扰'！”

　　Can't Get Out

　　This was to be the new blonde flight attendant's first overnight trip, so the Captain was showing her the best place for personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as he was preparing the crew for the day's flight, he noticed the new flight attendant was missing. Since he knew which hotel room she was staying in he called her to find out what had happened.

　　Crying, she answered the phone and said, "Help, I can't get out of the room！" "What do you mean, you can't get out of the room？" the Captain asked.

　　"Well I can only find three doors," she sobbed. "One is the bathroom, one is the closet and the other one has a sign on it that says, 'Do Not Disturb'！"

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