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趣味图片英语笑话:hermit crab寄生蟹(双语)

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But we have such a good thing going ...Why can't we live together!?

但是我们有一件如此好的事……为什么我们不能生活在一起?

Shirley, you have got to understand: I'm hermit crab!

雪莉,你必须明白:我是寄生蟹!

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