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趣味图片英语笑话:fish douches灌洗鱼(双语)

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Fucking fish douches! You're such exhibitionists! Always swimming around and showing off! How about getting some curtains!

该死的灌洗鱼!你们是表现狂!总是游泳,炫耀!弄一些获窗帘如何!

ANSWER ME! AND STOP DOING THAT THING WITH YOUR MOUTHS!

回答我!停止用你的嘴做那件事!

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