英语幽默小故事带翻译： Sardines’ complaint 沙丁鱼的抱怨（中英双语）
137. Sardines' complaint
137.沙丁鱼的抱怨
Two sardines were swimming in New York harbor when one suggested they go up to the Bronx for the weekend.”I'd rather not，"the other objected. "It's such a long swim."
两条沙丁鱼在纽约港游水，其中的一条建议到布朗恩斯（Bronx）去度周末。另一条沙丁鱼反对说:“我认为最好不去。要游的距离太长了。”
"How about taking the subway?'his companion asked.
“那么从地铁通道过去怎么样?”他的同伴问。
"No way!"replied the second sardine."And be packed in there like people?"
“不可能，”第二条沙丁鱼说:“难选要像人类那样到地铁里去乱挤吗?”
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