英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇05：泡泡温泉(双语阅读)
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英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇05：泡泡温泉(双语阅读)
a:tom,look at your shoes.how dirty they are! you must clear hem.
汤姆，看看你的鞋子，多脏呀，你必须洗一洗了。
b:oh.mother,but i cleaned them only yesterday.
噢，妈妈，可我昨天才洗过的。
a:but they are dirty now.you must clean them again.
可现在它们又脏了，你再洗一次吧。
b:i don't want to clean them today. even if i clean them today,they will be dirty again tomorrow.
我今天不想洗，我即使今天把鞋洗了，明天还会脏的。
a:ok,don't clean them then.
好吧，那就别洗了。
(ln the evening tom came back from school.he was very hungry.
晚上汤姆放学回到家，他非常饿。)
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