金鱼

　　Stan： I won 92 goldfish.　　Fred： Where are you going to keep them？　　Stan： In the bathroom .　　Fred： But what will you do when you want to take a bath？　　Stan： Blindfold them！　　斯丹：我赢了 92 条...
2018-12-25 英语笑话
我会掉下去的你这个笨蛋。

A preacher is buying a parrot. "Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher. "Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assu...
2018-11-28 英语笑话
英语幽默小故事带翻译： Both a mother and a teacher 母亲与教师（中英双语）

139. Both a mother and a teacher139.母亲与教师I teach middle-school choir and occasionally have my own children in class. One day my son asked if he could have a penc...
2018-11-03 英语笑话
英汉双语笑话：Prepare Yourself 做好准备

prepare yourselfa story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "mom - flunked all courses. kicked out of school. prepare pop."two days later he recei...
2018-10-29 英语笑话
Anything you want......

　　One day a rich guy was having a party at his house. He was loaded, he had everything; money, a big house in Beverly Hills, drugs, girls, cars, planes; anything he wanted. The guy was also a li...
2018-12-08 英语笑话
趣味图片英语笑话：we need to talk 我们需要谈谈（双语）

Mom, dad, we need to talk ...妈妈,爸爸,我们需要谈谈……Back when coming out was akward当主队出来时回去更多英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事...
2018-11-03 英语笑话
Family Joke(12)

　　One day a boy asked his grandpa“grandpa make a frog sound”　　The grandfather asked why？　　The boy said，“Grandma says when you croak we are going to Hawaii”更多英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑...
2018-12-29 英语笑话
英汉双语笑话121

1.疯狂的司机　　There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the...
2018-11-22 英语笑话
谷歌员工跳槽微软收到同事的“叛徒”蛋糕：幽默而创意（图）

一般情况下，员工要离职的时候，公司或者同事都会为他举办一个欢送会，希望他能够拥有更美好的未来。但是，如果员工跳槽去到竞争对手处工作，或许他将无福享受欢送会，甚至还会遭到前同事的鄙视。近日，谷歌一名叫做 trav...
2018-10-30 英语笑话
双语笑话看过《阿凡达》后的爆笑领悟

　　1.It is not easy to watch using 3D glasses together with your own glasses. I wish I have a longer and more distinguished nose to hold both glasses。　　带着自己的眼镜，再...
2018-11-25 英语笑话