趣味图片英语笑话：Trust me 相信我（双语）
i have no idea who i am any longer...
我不知道我还能活多久
just be happy about that. i've had you in therapy for years and have come to know you. trust me, you 're a real scumbag ...unitelligent and ludicrous...
关于这我很高兴，我已经给你治疗好几年了并了解你，相信我，你真是个卑鄙小人，低智商，荒唐可笑的人
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