知行哈哈糖英语笑话之生活篇33：I would prefer the traditional service我还是喜欢传统的仪式（中英+）
A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding.
一对年轻的夫妇和牧师商定婚礼的日期。
When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a traditional service, they opted for the contemporary.
牧师问他们是喜欢当代仪式还是传统的，他们选择了当代的。
On the big day, a major storm forced the groom to take an alternate route to the church. The streets were flooded, so he rolled up his pant legs to keep his trousers dry.
婚礼那天，强烈的暴风雨迫使新郎走了另一条路去教堂。街上积水很深，为了避免弄湿裤子他卷起了裤腿。
When he finally reached the church, his best man rushed him into the sanctuary and up to the altar, just as the ceremony was starting.
最后他终于来到了教堂，伴郎赶忙拥他进了大殿走上圣坛，典礼开始了。
"Pull down your pants, whispered the pastor. "Uh, Reverend, I've changed my mind," the groom responded. "I think I would prefer the traditional service."
“把裤腿放下来。”牧师小声说。“嗯，牧师，我改变主意了，”新郎说，“我想我还是喜欢传统的仪式。”
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