知行哈哈糖英语笑话之生活篇34：Lasting Marriage 维持婚姻的秘诀（中英+）
Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage.
有人问Anthony拥有长久的婚姻的秘诀。
They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week:
秘诀是：他们每周去两次餐厅：
a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home.
听着轻柔的音乐吃一顿烛光晚餐，然后漫步回家。
The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays.
不过Anthony太太是周二去，而Anthony是周五去。
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