趣味图片英语笑话：Eugene 尤金（双语）
It's my expert opinion that your wife doesn't seem deceased ...
这是我的观点,你的妻子似乎没死去……
She is and has been for 20 years! I repeat: We want to buy a coffin for my late wife!
她已经思了20年了!我再说一遍:我们想为我已故的妻子买棺材!
That was uncalled for, Eugene!
这是不必要的,尤金!
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