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趣味图片英语笑话:Jasmine 茉莉(双语)

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Jasmine, you look amazing!

茉莉,你看起来很棒!

I'm on this fabulous diet, where you almost cease to exist and become a vague, indistinct memory in people's memory ...

我在这个令人难以置信的节食,你几乎不复存在,在人们的记忆成为模糊,模糊的记忆……

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