知行哈哈糖英语笑话之生活篇27：How could a Chihuahua kill a Rottweiler?吉娃娃怎么可能会要了罗特韦尔的命（中英+）
A man walks into a bar one day and asks,"Does anyone here own that Rottweiler outside?"
一个男人走进酒吧问，“外面那条罗特韦尔狗是谁的？”
"Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?"
“我的，” 一个骑摩托车的男人站起来说，“怎么了？”
";Well, I think my Chihuahua just killed him""What are you talkin' about?!"the biker says, disbelievingly.
“哦，我想我的吉娃娃刚要了它的命……”“你在说什么啊？”骑摩托的人觉得难以置信，
"How could your little runt kill my Rottweiler?""Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog's throat!"
说，“就凭你那只小不点，怎么可能杀得了我的罗特韦尔狗？”“哦，它卡在你的狗的喉咙里了。”
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