Programmers Joke(2)

　　Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We have analyzed all databases，all data files，inclu...
2019-01-02 英语笑话
Grandpa will pay the bill 爷爷给我付账

Walking up to a department store's fabric（织物，布） counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one...
2018-11-26 英语笑话
双语笑话《糊涂侦探》爆笑台词

Agent 99: I used to look like my mom.Maxwell Smart: I used to look like two of my moms put together.99号：我以前长得像我妈妈。麦克斯：我以前长得像……两个我妈妈加起来。Maxwell S...
2018-11-26 英语笑话
英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇流行趋势3：数码砚听(双语阅读)

第四部分流行趋势Unit 3 Digital Life 数码砚听英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇3：数码砚听(双语阅读)The tree is known by its fruit. 视其果，知...
2018-10-31 英语笑话
青蛙哪去了呢？

An absent-minded professor was lecturing on anatomy."To show you more clearly what I mean, I have here a parcel with a dissected frog. I want you to examine it very carefull...
2018-11-25 英语笑话
英语幽默小故事带翻译： Gifted children 神童（中英双语）

135.Gifted children135.神童I taught a "gifted and talented"class made up of particularly bright fifth-and-sixth graders. In the midst of a lesson on the power of obse...
2018-11-03 英语笑话
你认识她比我久

Two little boys wanted to ask a favor of their mother."You ask her," said Paul, age ten."No," said Roy, age nine, "You ask her, you have known her longer than I have."俩小男...
2018-11-26 英语笑话
欧迪能否唤醒加菲猫的记忆-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画

jon:maybe seeing odie will jog your memory.乔恩：也许欧迪能唤醒你的记忆。garfield:what a swell looking dog.put'er there.加菲猫;看起来多么优秀的一只狗啊！一直呆在那里。odie:(yip!yip!yip!)欧迪：小狗...
2018-10-30 英语笑话
这对我来说没什么麻烦

It was a very foggy day in London. The fog was so thick that it was impossible to see more than a foot or so. Buses, cars and taxis were not able to run and were standing by...
2018-11-27 英语笑话
外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹259：拿破仑病了(中英)

Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the unive...
2018-11-01 英语笑话